message #1
All good here
message #2
Everything working fine
message #3
All systems check: fine
message #4
On path, no need for corrections
message #5
Still here, please check the navigation computer to figure out what “here” means.
message #6
It’s all relative, but trust me when I say that I’m going really, really fast.
message #7
I’m glad I’m not a carbon-based form.
message #8
If you ever plan to send one or more human beings on the same trip, my calculations show that, at this point, a certain level of panic would overtake any other emotional activity.
message #9
The system is debating what made what in the first place.